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Edinburgh by Jan Butsch Schroder
Island Adventure by Janice Macdonald

Musicians at the White Hart Inn, one of the oldest pubs in Edinburgh.

the capital city: edinburgh

It’s cold, rainy and gray and the sheep outnumber the men by 5 to 1. Would a tropical-blooded Southern girl really go to a place like this on purpose? Yes, and I’d return there faster than you can get a Scotsman to down a wee dram of whiskey. It seemed that March was the only time we could visit my stepson who was studying at the University of Edinburgh. My hesitation regarding the dreadful weather was overcome by the way I saw people’s faces light up when I mentioned our trip. “That is my favorite city,” I was told repeatedly.

So with a suitcase stuffed with old cashmere sweaters, a few hand knit scarves, gloves, long underwear and a long down coat, we were Scotland bound. Without much of an itinerary in mind other than visiting our son, we were free to explore at whim with a mental checklist to: 1) drink many pints of beer, 2) avoid haggis and 3) see sheep.

Our first day was surprisingly sunny so we scrapped our plans to tour downtown in favor of climbing Arthur’s Seat, a rock formation where a short hike leads to the best views of Edinburgh. One path goes directly up the mountain, but after chatting with a friendly local, we chose an easier, more scenic path around the back. The views from the top were spectacular and well worth the 823-foot climb.

We spent the rest of the afternoon wandering down the Royal Mile, with a quick stop at the Visitor’s Centre. We loved the busy sidewalks and the warm, inviting smells emanating from the many shops that sell baked potatoes. I wondered if people buy a couple of small spuds sometimes just to warm up their frigid fingers.

Edinburgh is divided into Old Town and New Town, still called that despite its development in the 18th century. Although we rode the bus through New Town, we primarily remained in Old Town, which dates back to the 12th century.

Princes Street, which divides Old Town and New Town, is the main street of Edinburgh.

The Royal Mile runs one gently sloping mile — from the Edinburgh Castle at one end to the Palace of Holyroodhouse at the other. In between are shops, restaurants, offices, pubs and hidden alleys, also called closes, all dating way back before Christopher Columbus’s great grandparents had even started courting. Edinburgh is a city best explored on foot and you could spend an entire day just wandering around these mysterious passages.

After all the walking it was time for a visit to a real Scottish pub, so we stopped in the Café Royal Circle Bar, a Victorian-era pub where we had a cheese platter, squash soup and the first of many Scottish pints.

Speaking of walking, a word of warning about the street names in Edinburgh: They exist, but change just about every block, make no sense and overlap each other in a most confusing matter. It’s really best to have no real destination in mind and just enjoy wherever you end up! But if you have to get to a particular point, it’s easy to get a taxi or take a bus. Double-decker buses are everywhere and particularly fun to ride.

You can’t visit Edinburgh without visiting its most looming monument — the castle. A lot of the displays, here and at many other Scottish sites, focus on military history. It seems that in addition to wearing kilts, drinking whiskey and raising sheep, the Scots loved to go around killing each other. That stuff interested me not a whit, but I enjoyed walking through the castle and seeing the Scottish Crown Jewels. Especially fascinating was the area where the prisoners were kept. A sign informed us that each prisoner got one and a half pounds of bread, a half pound of beef and two pints of beer per day, the latter perhaps designed to keep them peacefully napping in their hammocks.

Every day for 145 years the one o’clock gun has been fired in front of the castle and while we were there, Bombardier Allison Jones made Scottish history by being the first woman to fire it!

At the opposite end of the Royal Mile we reached the Palace at Holyroodhouse, which was founded as a monastery in 1128 and is now the Queen’s official residence when she visits Scotland. Mary, Queen of Scots, who became queen at the age of six days, way too early to even enjoy wearing the pretty crown, lived here from 1561. After royally messing up her romantic and political life, she fled from Scotland in 1567 only to be put in jail in England and sentenced to death by her own cousin, Elizabeth I.

If you’d like to see the most controversial building built in recent history, visit the fantastically over budget, publicly vilified $925 million Scottish Parliament building, opposite Holyroodhouse, which was completed in 2004.

One of the most interesting sites is not to be found in a guidebook and doesn’t even have a marker — the Chinese restaurant on Nicolson Street that used to be Nicolson’s Café, where J. K. Rowling wrote her Harry Potter tales. It seems her flat was not heated so she would spend her days here, creating the fantasy world of Hogwarts, perhaps modeled after the nearby George Heriot’s School, which was founded in 1628. Visitors aren’t allowed, but it’s fun to pass by and imagine a game of quidditch on the expansive front lawn.

Double-decker buses are a common site in the city, and a wonderful way to sight see.

Our first hotel, Southside Guest House, was near the university and was quite charming. Innkeeper Franco fixed a lovely cooked-to-order breakfast each morning and was happy to help with directions. My only caveat is to warn you of the room on the top floor where we were. A loud water pump was a wee bit of an annoyance, particularly in its unpredictability, but the location, reasonable price and charm of the Guest House compensated for it.

Later in the week we moved to the Point Hotel. Renovated from its previous incarnation as a department store, it was all Scottish traditional on the outside, but eclectic minimalist on the interior, with bright red and yellow accent walls, like a box of Crayola crayons had exploded on an Ian Schrager design. Located right below the castle, most of the rooms have amazing views, which are particularly magical at night.

We ate at many good restaurants and Edinburgh has a range of ethnic cuisines to choose from. One night we spent a family birthday celebration at The Tower. Located at the top of the Museum of Scotland, it has lovely views and excellent food.

I love to visit the theatre when we travel, even more than shopping. (However, I must admit I did manage to put in some major time at the H&M, which was totally awesome, a fact not appreciated by my husband whom I had left waiting for me while I popped in for “just a minute” that turned into 45, a major tactical error on my part.) Back to the theatre: While sightseeing, we picked up a free local paper and discovered a production of Present Laughter, playing at King’s Theatre. Simon Callow, the Scotsman who danced himself to death and was the funeral in Four Weddings and a Funeral, played the lead. We loved the play and enjoyed the chance to see this beautiful theater.

As for our initial checklist? We managed the beer drinking and sheep-seeing, but my husband, being in an adventurous mood, opted for a bit of haggis sausage at breakfast one morning. He pronounced it tolerable — for a bite or two.

I definitely recommend the Scottish capital for any travelgirl looking for a European break. I’ll leave you with just a few random observations from my first visit:

• There are no fat people in Edinburgh.
• The people are very polite and even the old crazy man on the street sounded charming when he yelled out curse words at imaginary enemies — because his accent was so lovely.
• There were several checkouts, but only one line in the grocery store. When it was my turn, a sweet voice politely requested that I move to position number six. As a person who inevitably picks the slowest line, I really appreciated this more civilized system.
• There were lovely flowers blooming, even in March.
• The weather doesn’t seem to bother the Scots. We saw people playing tennis, despite the 30-degree reading on the thermometer.
• Rugby is a very strange game and the scrim, which looks like a bunch of mud-encrusted hunky men about to dance the hora, is the strangest part of all.

Iona is the most remote island of the Hebrides and pays tribute to Columba, who brought Christianity to Scotland.

a different sort of island adventure

When you receive a vacation itinerary labeled “Island Adventure ’06” you are more apt to have visions of palm trees than kilts. But it was all about kilts, haggis and “heilan’ coos” as my friend Matt and I set out to get back to our Scottish roots with our friends, the Hardie Clan, as our guides. David Hardie grew up outside of Edinburgh and he and his wife Leslye moved back to Scotland a year ago so that their sons Cameron and Lachlan could attend the school that David attended as a child. More popularly known as Belhaven, it is also known as “Hogwarts for Muggles.” (Hogwarts is the famous wizard school in the Harry Potter series; “muggles” is the term for common humans who lack wizard powers.) Matt and I both trace our roots to the Scottish Clan Donald. When we discovered an incredible airfare for a direct flight from our current hometown of Atlanta to the land of our ancestors, the deal was sealed.

The Hardies live in a tiny town south of Edinburgh called Longniddrey. But, we’d barely had time to check out their new house before the six of us piled into our rented minivan — off on our big adventure.

Our first stop was nearby Rosslyn Chapel. Having read The Da Vinci Code, this was a treat, and I thought our hosts were trying to satisfy our curiosity over the phenomenon. What I hadn’t quite grasped in my jet-lagged state was that Rosslyn is the Hardies’ home church where they attend mass each Sunday. After services, while other guests were taking photos, we were busy helping collect the prayer books and hymnals. (No tours are allowed until after Sunday services.) Then as Cameron helped extinguish the candles that help light the 400-year-old church, we took our own look around. While the real Rosslyn bears little resemblance to what was portrayed in The Da Vinci Code, there is a strong connection with the Knights Templar who are prevalent in the book. A small structure currently under renovation, it was amazingly ornate inside, with intricate carvings in the walls and ceilings. A central feature is the white marble Apprentice Pillar, carved by an apprentice who lost his life after apparently offending the architect with his superior skills. No matter what I’d heard about the column, I wasn’t prepared for the details in the delicate turns of the marble carvings. In fact, it was unfortunate the pillar was directly over the minister’s shoulder during services, because it was a bit distracting!

Just three miles in length, Iona is a close-knit religious community known for its scenic strolls.

Our stop at Rosslyn set the tone that while we were touring, we weren’t really tourists. This is where David grew up and while he hadn’t actually spent a lot of time on our targeted destination of the Hebrides, his knowledge of the area and its history helped us see it through different eyes.

After studying ferry schedules, David had put together an itinerary that would have us on seven islands over seven days. So, leaving Rosslyn behind, we made our way north across the Highlands and to the small town of Ullapool, where we spent the night. The drive was beautiful, but it was only a precursor to the scenery that awaited us.

Armed with reservations, we drove onto our first Caledonian MacBrayne ferry at 9:30AM, and set out promptly 15 minutes later for our destination of Stornoway on the Isle of Lewis in what is known as the Western Isles. This trip took about three hours, so we ate aboard and excitedly looked at maps and brochures describing the Hebrides.

Once on land, driving from Stornoway we almost immediately encountered the single tracked roads for which Scotland is famous. Single track is just what the name implies: one lane. About every 300 yards or so there is a pull out so drivers take turns allowing oncoming traffic to proceed. Driving on the opposite side of the road than you’re used to is adventure enough, but adding single track is icing on the cake.

Luckily, this part of Scotland is populated largely by sheep and highland cattle. These rusty colored creatures almost look like they are smiling at you as they stare with their shaggy hair hanging down over their eyes. Around here, they are more appropriately referred to as “heilan’ coos.”

Our next stop was the Standing Stones of Callanish. Often referred to as Scotland’s Stonehenge, these incredible stones are believed to be almost 5,000 years old. First historical mention of Callanish was in 55 B.C. But what is even more amazing is that the rocks are laid out in the form of a Celtic cross. The largest stones form a circle with a chambered cairn at the center. Stretching out from the circle to the north, south, east and west are smaller standing stones. The north line is the longest and divides itself in two, forming a small avenue.

Our visit was a few days before the full moon and there were some campers who had set up tents nearby in anticipation. One was actually napping inside the cairn, forcing me to ask him to please remove himself so I could take a photograph of this ancient wonder without having an ancient hippy splayed across it.

Southern Lewis was very mountainous and the weather deteriorated as we crossed over onto Harris. (Harris and Lewis are actually two parts of the same island. The Isle of Lewis is used to name the northern part of the island and the Isle of Harris refers to the southern part of the island.) In the spirit of “when in Rome,” we felt the need to stop at the Harris Tweed and Knitwear Shoppe to inspect an assortment of Harris Tweed. The making of this world famous cloth is a cottage industry on the island. Winters are long and brutal and many islanders pass their time by knitting or weaving. While you may be used to seeing the brown and green tweeds, the trend on Harris is to pull in the colors of the moor — so many of the clothes reflect the various shades of Scottish heather. I purchased a deep purple sweater that became my uniform for the next week as the storm we experienced on Harris ushered in much cooler weather.

An unexpected find was St. Clements Church in Rodel on the southern tip of the island. Our waitress at dinner in Leverburgh had recommended that we venture a few miles further to see this 16th century church. Even though it was almost 9PM, it was still light out, so off we went. We were surprised and delighted to find that the church was unlocked.

Inside, we found some incredible carvings, including the tomb of the church’s founder Alistair Crotach (also called Alexander McLeod) who was depicted in full knight’s armor. We climbed to the tower and regarded the graves of other McLeods buried in the churchyard before noticing some surprising carvings on the exterior of the tower. These images of men and women in various stages of dress are known as Sheil Na Gig and no one quite knows why a church would have these rather suggestive fixtures on it.

This old bridge over the River Sligachan in northwestern Skye is considered a hopping-off point for hikers and climbers seeking to explore the Cuillin Peaks.

The next day, we ferried from Leverburgh to the Isle of North Uist, where we did a quick five-mile dash from Port nan Long to the town of Lochmaddy to catch another ferry to Uig on the Isle of Skye.

On the Isle of Skye, we were all at home. This is the seat of the Clan Donald and the hotel where we were staying in Portree had been owned by David’s father’s best mate, Jock MacDonald. Now operated by his son Hugh, Viewfield is a beautiful Victorian manor that is clearly still treated as a family home. Many guests we met had been coming here for decades because of its comfortable atmosphere. Family portraits don the walls, as do trophies from Jock’s hunting expeditions.

My room was in the tower and sharing a bath down the hall was a small discomfort in exchange for the chance to spend two nights feeling like a princess. Dinner and breakfast were included in the room rate, and the atmosphere was so comfortable, we nixed plans to get out and explore, opting instead to relax in the drawing room while Cameron played his fiddle and we mingled with the other guests.

Later, we took advantage of the amazing weather to explore the Clan Donald Centre in Southern Skye and pay a visit to the Isle of Ornsay. Better known by its Gaelic name — Eilean Iarmain — the small piece of land contains a hotel and some shops, as well as a lighthouse designed by Robert Louis Stevenson’s father (who apparently designed a fair amount of Scotland’s lighthouses). The island is owned by another friend of the Hardies, Sir Ian Noble, who strives to keep the Gaelic voice alive and requires all of his employees be able to converse in the language. The surroundings could not have been more beautiful, with the rocky bay and the mountains from the mainland filling in the background.

We really didn’t want to bid Skye good-bye, but off we went the next day, ferrying from Armadale to Mallaig on the mainland. After a perilous, mostly single track drive to a remote ferry in a tiny village called Kilchoan, we traveled to Tobermory on the Isle of Mull and made our way south to Fionnphort, where we parked our car and walked onto the ferry to go to the Isle of Iona.

Iona was a magical place. St. Columba first brought Christianity to Scotland via this tiny island over 1400 years ago. The island’s Abbey still has an active nunnery and the church and various ruins draw in pilgrims from around the world.

Since the pilgrims tend to arrive by droves on the morning ferries, we headed instead to the Isle of Staffa, a journey that left us all in awe. Formed by a volcanic eruption millions of years ago, the island has the appearance of being columns of rock bundled together. A National Nature Reserve, Staffa is a haven for puffins and other seabirds and visitors are allowed only one hour to explore. You can climb up to search for birds, but an absolute must is visiting Fingal’s Cave down below.

To get there, we had to hug the side of the cliffs near the water and walk on the columns of basalt that form natural steps. The cave itself is a fissure in the side of the island and when conditions are right, the pounding waves create a natural symphony — nature’s music that inspired composer Mendelssohn to write his “Hebrides Overture.” We had to settle for just the crash of the waves themselves, but it was a site like I’d never seen before.

Back on Iona, we ignored the rain and explored. Field after field of wild yellow irises dotted the green landscape and walks on the island’s sandy beaches yielded discoveries of “St. Columba’s Tears,” almost transparent white stones with green marbling. Visiting the Abbey was almost anticlimactic after seeing the natural splendor of the island.

It was almost a somber moment when we had to depart. Our ferry ride from Craignure on the Isle of Mull to Oban on the mainland marked an end to our great island adventure. We detoured for a photo op of Lachlan in front of Castle Lachlan on Loch Fyne before heading back to Longniddrey. But over-packed van not withstanding, none of us wanted to see the adventure come to an end.

Maybe it’s because Scotland is part of my heritage that this felt like more of a pilgrimage than the usual travel adventure. As I breathed the Scottish air and reflected on the McDonalds who had been here before me, I knew this was something I was meant to do.

Scotland 411

edinburgh
www.edinburgh.org

Edinburgh Information Centre
Located at the top of Princes Mall near Waverly Station. The people here are very nice and accommodating.

Where to Stay:
Ashcroft Farmhouse Small bed and breakfast located outside of Edinburgh but perfect if you have an early morning flight. We took a bus here from near the Visitor’s Centre. www.ashcroftfarmhouse.com

Point Hotel
Scottish charm meets modern, minimalist design just a few blocks from the Royal Mile. Our room had a magical view of Edinburgh Castle — be sure to request one when booking.
www.point-hotel.co.uk/

Southside Guest House
Housed in an 1860’s home, this guest house has a perfect location for walking or taking the bus to just about everything. The full sit-down breakfast is delicious.
www.southsideguesthouse.co.uk/

Where to Eat:
Original Khushi’s
9 Victoria Street. Indian food.

The Tower Restaurant
In the Museum of Scotland, Chambers Street. Great for special occasions.

Spoon
15 Blackfriars Street. A casual café a block off the Royal Mile.

Kebab Mahal
7 Nicolson Square. Serves up inexpensive but tasty and generous portions of Indian food.

What to See:
Edinburgh Castle
www.historic-scotland.gov.uk

The Palace of Holyroodhouse
www.royal.gov.uk

The Scottish Parliament
Guided tours of the Parliament must be booked in advance.
www.scottish.parliament.uk

travelgirl tip: If you’re doing a lot of sightseeing, consider purchasing a city pass. The Edinburgh pass offers free entry to more than 30 attractions and free bus transport. Cost: £20 for a one-day pass, £36 for two days and £45 for three. Purchase at www.edinburgh.org/pass

If you’re traveling outside of Edinburgh, buy an Explore pass that saves you money on admission to 75 of Scotland’s historic properties, including Edinburgh, Stirling, and Urquhart Castles. Prices start at £13.50 .

the islands
www.visitthebrides.com

Ferry reservations are recommended. To check schedules and book, contact: Caledonian MacBrayne
www.calmac.co.uk
reservations@calmac.co.uk
Tel: +44 (0)8705 650000

Isle of Skye
Viewfield House, Portree

If you're a travelgirl traveling alone, insist on the tower room!
www.viewfieldhouse.com
Phone: +44 (0)1478 612217

Island of Iona
Argyll Hotel

It’s within walking distance of the ferry, the Abbey and the beaches.
www.argyllhoteliona.co.uk
Tel: +44 (0)1681 700334

Island of Ornsay
Eilean Iarmain Hotel and restaurant

www.eilean-iarmain.co.uk
Telephone: +44 (0)1471 833 332

general scottish info
www.toscotland.com

To find your own Scottish heritage
research, visit:
www.ancestralscotland.com

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